#i want to bury myself

[lilcookiebugg]

I recently saw like a TikTok where someone was again…again going after the Sonelise kiss. But making it where all the characters would be disgusted with it. Because they totally would be.

And it’s the caption that caught my attention. It being “If only the kiss was with Amy”.

Okay so.

The kiss wouldn’t be necrophilia if it was Amy.

The kiss wouldn’t be assault if it was Amy.

The kiss wouldn’t be hated if it was Amy.

The characters wouldn’t be disgusted and would cheer if it was Amy.

People wouldn’t regard it as the worst scene ever in the franchise if it was Amy.

Okay. Cool.

So it’s only those things when it’s Elise. And not those things when it’s Amy.

That totally makes sense.

Just to make this clear. I’m not trying to go after Amy at all. I’m just trying to understand why it’s only bad when Elise does it. But not when Amy does it.

It was like 5AMish when seeing the video. So like apologies if I sound salty or tired at all. I just didn’t really enjoy having such thing on my fyp.

[apocalypticsword]

Chap 118 comes out in about a week. How are we feeling party people?

[kabra-malvada]

I just got scammed and lost all my savings that's.... funny gahahhaahhahagaagahahhahaaggagagagagagagagagagagaagaahahahahahaahahahhahahahaha........ ha........

HA.

Its fine its not like I literally have no money to eat. It's fine. I'm fine............. ha. Ha... ha......

[hws-indias]

Was no one going to tell me I’ve had “clothe” misspelled on my blog title since 2020.

[fairiencarnate]

The way asking for financial help to pay rent feels soooooo degrading. I don't know how trust fund babies live with themselves

[lynx-tales]

I love clothing and it vexes me so much

[wondersky]

He said I will search for you through time and space and we will meet again in a time called you.

I’m not crying 😭

A Time Called You (2023)

[hinamie]

so just know, I'm healing / even though it don't feel like it

insp

[fraternum-momentum]

fucking kill me

[myuminji]

college au

Meryl is NOT the first person Vash visited and Wolfwood has had enough embarrassment for the day

and unofficially wife-d up with paper rings (congratulations!)

Vash holding Wolfwood's hands, realising that it's not as calloused, no, in fact, it's soft. Unharmed. Safe. And he's holding it. Both of his hands are holding it. And those hands are exchanging something as fragile as a paper ring, far off from what they're usually accustomed of holding in the past...

(He's holding Wolfwood's hand, he thinks again. It's soft. He wonders if he deserves to hold them.)

Except it's no longer the past, Vash knows that, and now they're here, the flimsy rings weighing heavy with the promise of tomorrows he could never hope or dream of having before. It's so comical to the point of bringing tears to his eyes.

If anyone had seen him crying that day he's blaming it on the damned ring.

(a.k.a. the college/reincarnation au, "we deserve a soft epilogue" ending I desperately need)

[corseque]

HIS REACTION IS SO CUTE HERE ASLDKHFASDF MY POOR BABY

this is what his expression looked what the conclave blew up. Being a trickster god SUCKS, you try to do your best but you're endlessly hounded by zany domino shenanigans

[unspuncreature]

howdy, y’all

i am scheduled for top surgery in just a few short months! i’ve wanted this surgery since i was 14, and i’m beyond stoked that it’s really truly finally happening

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i love u guys :o)

[turnipoddity]

this is so fucking stupid but someone said amanda’s saw ii haircut looks like sasuke and I can’t help myself

[bunnions]

​today started with such whimsy and now ends in utter despair

my period came 2 weeks early 💀 need to rip out my internal organs

[lotusishere]

I can’t hide the truth much longer. I, Lotus, actually believe that Fitz is kinda funny. He’s not funny in the aspect of haha. He’s funny in the aspect that his side comments, rage rants and comebacks are so diabolical all I can do is laugh.

“Like how you knew about your mom?”

“Maybe don’t run away with the enemy next time.”

“And they’re eating it up-“

My favorites HAVE to be in flashback when Fitz was to seconds from committing mass murder because his mom and dad want to play house with Alvar. I would have been pissed too. Ain’t no way you’re gonna have a terrorist in my house. And what’s even crazier is that they looked at Fitz as if he was crazy for being upset. Ngl I was disappointed in Sophie for a bit when she was like ��welllllll Alvar has memory loss-“ because if I was Fitz and I heard that I would have dragged her too. I wouldn’t have given TWO flying shits if he had no memories or not. He’s a terrorist and it’s told MANY TIMES that the right trigger can bring people back. I would not want to live with him in MY home. HELL NO. I’ll try to sleep and he’ll be in front of my bed. I would have jumped him a long time ago and I’m TIRED of people stopping Fitz.

“But pookie wookie bookie bear!!! You can’t hurt Alvar!!!! You’ll end up just like him!!!”

“*snaps fingers* fitzy Pooh please! Look at me 🥺 this isn’t you. If-if-if you do this… you’ll be no better than Neverseen.”

Personally he’s better than me cuz I would have been like “then slap butter on me and call me a biscuit because I don’t give two FUC-“

[still-a-morosexual-help]

(I haven't played twst in months but if my memory is serving me right:)

Malleus tends to take most things very literally right? He takes the straightforward path, direct instruction without much consideration for anything else etc etc He's also not at all good with any type of """modern slang"""

MC, from what little they talk, uses a lot of sarcasm and snark right?

But also the two of them have canonically spent much more time together talking than we get to see and Malleus actively seeks them out to have conversations

So anyway;

MC gets used to adding what are basically irl tone indicators to the end of their sentences whenever it's needed. Just an offhand "i'm not serious/not literally"

And one day during their regular nightly walks Malleus is doing his pouty face because he's just come back from some meeting or another (that he actually attended for once) and sure it's great that his friend is thoughtful enough to always make sure he's following the conversation but there are times with all the other little humans where sometimes things just don't make sense. Not that he cares of course! It doesn't matter to him what they're talking about, he doesn't care if he's included or anything.....just... it'd be polite (that's it!) if he was included

Which is what he says when they ask why he seems upset (even though he's not upset! Really!)

And casually they say "well I'll just have to clear it up for you everyday then"

And now as far as Malleus is concerned they're engaged